How to spread your gene when you have autism
Literally if you are autistic, you basically have the chance of scoring with chicks AND knocking her out at the same time that is comparable to the chance of winning a ticket to Monaco from your local radio lottery AND hitting the jackpot at Casino de Monte-Carlo. The probability is so insignificant that the idea of an autistic dude fathering kids with some normal chick is just bogus.
Just trying to keep it real. No hard feeling. Therefore for guys with autism the way to spread their genes must be unorthodox and atrociously creative. The conventional pick-up moves won’t be applicable at all. In another word autistic dudes must have other ways to do it! Don’t worry if you couldn’t think of any workable alternatives for the time being. There is already a dude who did it for all the autistic kids:
Yes, you can, apparently. This dude hid about his autism deliberately and has been an active sperm donor on the internet and successfully put his autistic tadpoles in at least 22 healthy eggs. He is only 30 years old and has already at least 22 offspring! What’s more, even after he was flagged he is still an active sperm donor, for he is not registered in the official sperm donor record (and therefore unrestricted legally)! This is what happened: desperate big blondes in the Netherlands couldn’t find perfectly healthy guys on the street (or they are convinced guys on the street are all jerks?), and they lost the patience of waiting in the long line for the sperm donation in the official organization. As a last resort for their desperation, they tend to sketchy internet sources for sperms that are going to contribute half genes of their fatherless children; meanwhile this autistic dude was waiting for long time gearing up…
What I don’t get here is how hard it is for a conceivable chick to lurk into a local bar or club to seduce some lecherous dicks for the sperms (plus you could enjoy the consummation)? I on the other side (and I am sure most of guys as well) would love to be the gladiator to accomplish the quest. But the reality is that this autistic dude mastered his plan (though he didn’t really personally score with those chicks, at least I could feel better for myself in this way), and had a decisive victory.
What an epic winning for him. Now people with autism, this might actually be the chance for you to spread your genes! I remember I was reading some articles about animal mating skills years ago when I was pretending to study biology. There was this very impressive peculiar pattern about how male frogs of smaller size spread their sperms to female frogs who are only interested in big ones with the deepest croaking magnum. Knowing its croaking could never beat bigger frogs, the small frog would rather hide behind the bushes where the female frog is ovulating in copulation with the big male frog and ambush the female frog to push their own sperms in raiding speed. The big male frog and female frog of course are not happy with it but it would be too late to reverse the situation; and there will always be some sneaky small ones in the future…
Am I being too notoriously bigoted here towards dudes with autism here? No, here is the part of story I deliberately kept to put in in the end of this article: some of those 22 kids he fathered are already showing the symptoms of autism. This is definitely an epic failure for the eugenics and the Dutch population. Good luck competing with the Muslims in the baby race in the land of tulip and windmills.