Hahaha, those web translators are actually quite decent. It works for 99% of normal context. It’s just here everything is in Classic Chinese, and there’s no translation good enough to translate Classic Chinese even into vernacular Chinese. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Written_vernacular_Chinese
the slitty eye 
High-spirited sword crazy
Spread upward, cool drink on a cloud
Qin soldiers on three military orders
Lang Huifei fingertips Ashes to Ashes
How decent do web translators work?
Hahaha, those web translators are actually quite decent. It works for 99% of normal context. It’s just here everything is in Classic Chinese, and there’s no translation good enough to translate Classic Chinese even into vernacular Chinese.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Written_vernacular_Chinese
995 doesn’t cut it, if just one word is incorrectly translated, or can’t be translated, it may change the entire meaning of the message.
Lang Heifei = Yang Guifei ?